I found it on deviantart and decided to fill it our myself with characters of CG. I will post it now here and maybe in the future I'll do one with Bleach so I'll post it too. And I confess I got a little lazy in the end so it doesn't have so much text.
Pick 12 characters from a fandom and number them one to twelve, then answer these cracktastic questions...
1. Gino Weinberg
3. Lelouch Lamperouge
4. Rolo Lamperouge
5. Shneizel vi Brittania
6. Rivalz Cardemonde
7. Tohdoh Kyoshiro
9. Jeremiah Gottwald
10. Charles vi Brittania
12. Xing Ke
- All boys, this way we can avoid yucky hetero and yuri pairings ;D
Okay, that's a joke, I just like to keep it controlled and male <3
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Um. Rivalz/V.V. - No and I don't think it's quite possible for them. I mean what with the whole pretty impossible to meet part? Well,
there is a possibility in which V.V. would be telling Lelouch's friends about his identity as Zero and his eye would catch a pretty, shy and
devastated by news boy. I can pretty much imagine it right now:
"He saw the knowledge sink in them and watched the shock morph slowly in something more of despair. Knowing that their best friend lied
to them the whole time... Not only lied (which in itself is unforgivable) but killed lots of people too. Murderer, terrorist, liar... betrayer. The
code bearer almost turned and left, his task was already completed after all, when something interesting caught his eye. There was a boy,
blue hair, very slim, very young. Although everyone seem down from the news, he looked a whole level worse - he looked devastated. Was
Lelouch that important to him? That was indeed interesting. He could use this. And have plenty of fun during the time too. He slowly
approached sitting figure and outstretched his hand.
'My name is V.V. and I would like you to go with me.' "
I think that in later chapters that would be pretty explicit and have some Rivalz/Lelouch innuendos (I think there is one even in that short
part) and I'm not sure about shota. It's true that V.V. has a body of a child (in areas that we can see :P) but his older that majority of CG
cast. Well I guess it would depend on a writer. Oh, and answering to the second question - NOW I really want to read that (but I am too
lazy to write it myself).
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
I'm not really in the shota type to be honest. Rolo has some strong points about him and I know it, but most of it is about his character (even
though lots of people hate his character) and his not very attractive. Well, that's my opinion so I don't mind if anyone think otherwise but
he's too skinny and plain for me.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
MPREG time! Yay! But Xink Ke getting Maoh pregnant is quite impossible judging by the fact that Maoh's dead when we are
introduced to Xing Ke. But maybe in some AU universe... They would make a pretty interesting pair to be honest, with the whole colour
contrast. Not to mention that Xing has the thing for white-haired people and in yaoi world Tianzi (crap I really can't remember if I spelled it
corectly) doesn't exist. So if this pregnancy would happen there would be lots of happiness from the parents (at least on the start - the whole pregnancy is hell - especially for fathers xD) and laughs from the godparents - Lelouch and C.C. (I can make my world how I want it. And it's clear that she's a lesbian anyway) of course. And the labour? I'll let you in for the moment:
" - YOU DID THIS TO ME!! - shaking his husband with the strength he never knew he has Maoh experienced the greatest pain the human
can experience - contractions of childbirth. Said husband was trying his hardest to not start panic, crying or faint seeing what was going on with his beloved. Doctors were nearly ready to start when the yell sounded:
- NO! WHAT ABOUT MY PAINKILLERS?!?!
- It's too late now, we have to start without them. - there was a dead silence after midwife's words. Maoh was letting the fact that he's not
going to have any painkillers slowly sink in, doctors were a little too horrified of his expression to do anything and his husband considered if
he should run, faint or let his wife...
- I'LL KILL YOU, YOU DAMN BASTARD! - ...exactly. - !@#$$%$&$%@! - Starting to choke Xing white-haired man was surprised
by an extremely strong pain which was the signal for doctors to start. The screams were heard for a few hours, scaring all patients and
little children in nearly school."
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
About Jeremiah? He stared in some of fics I read but only as a secondary character. I don't think I read one where he was the main. And not that I want to.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Suzaku and Rivalz? I've never thought about them in such a way but now that I do... Why not? Rivalz is funny, out going, confident and
sometimes even too much straight-forward. He would make good for seriousness, insecurities and tact of Suzaku. And he would always be
best friend for him and never betray him. And they pretty much on the same level with their intelligence xD Oh, and they both love motorcycles :3
"'Going out on such unstable weather wasn't exactly the best idea' - Kururugi Suzaku, the honorary Brittanian and pilot of the Knightmare
Lancelot, thought standing in the empty hall of the metro station, when he smelled something pleasant. Turning around he spotted
his very own boyfriend Rivalz Cardemonde with two plastic cups of something that smelled like coffee.
- Don't look so happy. - Rivalz outstretched one of the cups towards him - It only smells like real coffee. It's a cheap thing from the old machine that's standing nearby.
The statement didn't really make him want the hot beverage less. Taking careful sip from the cup he noticed satisfied grin on his lovers
- Did something happened? - he asked not sure if he should be worried or not.
- Not really - came sluggish answer - I just like to make you pleased with the small things like that.
The confession enough was enough to make Suzaku blush not to mention the hand that caught his free one after it. Maybe, just maybe, even the rain wasn't able to ruin one of his dates with blue-haired boy."
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Hmm. Shneizel/Jeremiah or Shneizel/Charles? Oh my God. I think I broke one of my ribs laughing just now. Not that I have anything
against any of these pairings bur really... LOL xD I'm tempted to answer that the first, 'cause it's just hilarious. Shneizel is a sadistic and
cruel bastard and I can totally imagine him doing lots of kinky and maybe even unwanted thing to our dear Orange-kun when he was still a
baron or when they found him or even later but I'm really cracking up at the thought of Shneizel dominating Charles xD Imagine it, the Great
Emperor of almost whole world under his Second to throne? Really precious. I'll go with first though. Why? Because that's what my rhyme
told me :P
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Tohdoh walking in on Suzaku and Xing Ke having sex? Oh my God, poor man, he's almost like a father to Suzaku! To see him pinned
under some Chinese soldier? Trauma that only Asahina's love can cure! xD
"The three were staring on each other for some time now, when the fate (a really bitchy one to that) decided to guide Asahina's steps to the
place too. Glancing around and catching the situation (and his lover's traumatized face) he could ask only one thing:
- So I guess this sex spot is taken, ne Kyoshiro?"
I think that would leave Suzaku in even bigger trauma xD
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Lelouch/Charles? O_O Oh my God, I don't want to do it so much. I don't even want to think about that in any way. And Lelouch on
top? Who are you kidding? No, no, no, I absolutely refuse T^T
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Gino/Maoh fluff, yeah right. In AU's. Some weird AU's to that xD But if they were together in time and world would be slightly different, then why not?
"Gino once again found his boyfriend stalking the green-haired girl from younger class and have to once again contemplate why hadn't he
just told him to stop. Oh yeah. There was this weird rule that his little sister was the most precious and if he'd ever stand in the way of
protecting her, his beloved Maoh would reveal all of his secrets to the world. He doesn't have an idea how did he managed to ferret out people's most hidden mysteries but all that mattered was that he did. Blond-haired noble witnessed such 'revealing' often enough to know it
was kinda dangerous. When to the Maoh's little sister came Lelouch, white-haired boy visibly relaxed and turned to his boyfriend.
- Can we go to the amusement parc now? I have free tickets!
Oh. That probably was the second reason why he hadn't told him to stop."
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Tohdoh and Xing Ke comfort? It's not really difficult to be honest, but they wouldn't be exactly pair in this.
"Women are difficult but it's worth to love them"
11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Rolo deflowering Gino? Oh My God xD Well, there would be a war. And since Gino is far more innocent than Rolo... (No, really, who do you
think is trained assassin without much emotions here? Who? Exactly.) So there would be something like "We might not live to see tomorrow and I don't want to die as a virgin" "Oh, don't worry Gino-san, I can certainly help you with that" And there goes the smut and they are indeed
dying the next day because I'm wicked like that.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
I don't know about anyone on any of my friend lists but Lelouch with C.C, Kallen, Shirley, Kaguya (I SAW THAT) and even Euphie is
kinda popular. And I think that Lelou with Shirley is canon, is it not? And with Kallen too, right? And with Suza... Oh, wait, that's not that
13. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
14. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Suzaku, Rolo and Shneizel? I have no idea, but that would be one awesome fic. The whole master-servant relationship, the tension, the
Geass, the hot, sweaty sex... I think I went a little too far here ^^'' It would be even possible for someone to write it if I asked. (I know the right people ;))
Hell, even I probably would write it if someone'd wanted.
15. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
I should have picked the better number ten T^T Maybe something like: "I CONQUER THE WORLD!" or something. Now that I look at it
I can totally imagine him screaming it xD No wonder his kids are born with some mental disease (show me one of them that's perfectly
normal and you'll have a cookie).
16. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
About Maoh? Hm. I actually have two songs that suits him pretty well, one is by Eve Stalker I think and the other one is polish song by
Zbigniew Hołdys. Both are about some crazy stalker guy who follows the girl he loves.
"A teraz chodź tu do mnie, (Now come to me)
będę opowiadał czary Ci (I will tell you about magic)
I tylko siądź koło mnie, (And just sit right beside me)
takich rzeczy nie usłyszał nikt (So no one else will hear)
Zamienię Cię O-o-o, (I will change you, O-o-o)
w koraliki które zawsze mam. (Into the pearls that I always have)
I nie bój się O-o-o, (And don't be scared O-o-o)
nie zostawię cię w ciemnościach złych. (I won't leave you in the evil darkness)
Weź mnie we śnie ze mną bądź. 4X (Take me in dream and be with me)"
"No restrainin' order can hold me back,
Nothing can get ME back on track
You raise the alarm by shouting for help
I grab you by the arm and you painfully yelp
I tell you I love you, you start to cry,
It hurts inside and I don't know why
I'm not allowed to see you, I'm not allowed to care
I'm not allowed to talk to you, to stop and look and stare
People say I'm crazy, people call me insane,
But I'm just another guy feeling love's great pain."
The first one has rough translation done by me (in brackets) so there might be some mistakes, but you get the idea.
17. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Gino/Rivalz/Xing Ke. I'm not sure if I'd need any warning for this one. Maybe just: contains yaoi, means man/man action and pretty explicit
stuff so if you don't like it, close the page and don't read.
18. What might be a good pick up line for Ten to use on Two?
Charles to use on Suzaku O_O I really should have picked better ten xD But then again I think something along the lines "Serve me
Kururugi and you shall be granted everything thou desire" would have work xP
19. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Shneizel. Today. Actually I just finished reading it few minutes ago. It was about his brotherly love for Lelouch in kinda AU world where the
end of R2 goes a little differently. It was really touching and I think I even cried. Don't remember really though.
20. What is Six's super secret kink?
Rivalz's super secret kink? xD Well, motorcycles and blondes aren't really secret right? So.... CROSS-DRESSING! XD Oh come on, he
totally enjoyed the whole maid uniform in that one picture drama xD
"Coming on evening to the council room was supposed to be calm, short trip to retrieve forgotten notebook. That was what Lelouch
thought before he saw IT. Upon entering the door his eyes were greeted with such a surprising sight that he thought he would collapse right
there and then. Because, just before him, standing in all of the glory, in sexy red dress, high-heels and long blond wig stood no one else than Rivalz Cardemonde, his very best friend here in Ashford Academy. And he was masturbating. In the dress. Yeah, I'll let you have a moment to imagine that scene and what shock it was to our hero. Fortunately for him, he went unnoticed by clearly occupied boy and very slowly left the room. Just to be safe, the whole campus. Nothing was like nightly stroll in the town to forget something like that. Besides, he didn't need that notebook all that much in the moment, right?"
21. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
V.V shagging Jeremiah? Oh yeah, definitely. Why? Because he's a crazy psycho, so he's probably the sexoholic too. But I wouldn't be so
sure for the other party. If Orange-kun would let the little shrimp even near his rear end he'd have to be really drunk. So drunk that he
wouldn't really see who's gonna take his pants off in a minute.
22. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Lelouch and Tohdoh. Do you really need to ask? The scrawny seventeen years old with the serious father complex and forty-something
years old strong, tanned, muscled soldier? I can't really imagine Lelou on top in that one.
23. "(1) and (7) are in a happy relationship until (7) runs off with (4). (1), broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with (11) and a brief
unhappy affair with (12), then follows the wise advice of (5) and finds true love with (3). "
Meaning: Gino and Tohdoh are in a happy relationship until Tohdoh runs off with Rolo. Gino, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with
V.V and a brief unhappy affair with Xing Ke, then follows the wise advice of Shneizel and finds true love with Lelouch.
Kyaaa!! Gino got with Lelou! I'm a shipper of this pairing, so what? It's cute. And Lelouch needs someone who would cheer him upbut be serious when it's needed. And I think this meme made Tohdoh a pedophile, but it's OK, I still love him. And I can't help but
wonder why would Shneizel try to matchmake his dear little brother, but I guess he just wants the best for him. Oh, and... I told you that V.V is a sexoholic psycho!
24. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Tohdoh/Maoh....canon....so....wrong... All episodes with Maoh would lose their meaning and it would be really weird. Don't want to consider it as something that can come true.